407 The One Where Chandler Crosses a Line [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.] Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture! Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise. Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend -- which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we're in the room together there's this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she's smooth! Smooth! (leaves) (Pause) Phoebe: Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe All: Yeah! Oh my God! Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway.] Casey: Here you go. Joey: Great! All right, so I'll call you later. Casey: Great! (leaves) Chandler: (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that Joey: That would be Casey. We're going out tonight. Chandler: Goin' out, huh Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didn't work out with Kathy, huh Bummer. Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey. Chandler: (shocked) What Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs) Chandler: Wait! You're going out with Kathy! Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset Chandler: Well, I'm upset -- for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He can't believe he just sad that.) Joey: What is the big deal It's not like we're exclusive. Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you. Joey: You got all that from the back of her head Chandler: All right look, I think it's time for you to settle down. Y'know Make a choice, pick a lane. Joey: Who's Elaine [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.] Phoebe: (singing) "Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease..." Darn it! Now, I don't know who to get to the next verse. Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease... (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it. Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about 'bah-bah-bha-bhan ' Ross: Well umm, y'know, I used to play. Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's right, the keyboards, huh Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that's-that's when I really found my sound. (Monic ... ...
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